How Much Would You Pay to Be Buried Alive?

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A Russian company will bury you alive and hold a mock funeral for 3.5 million rubles, or about $57,000. Company founder Yakaterina Preobrazhenskaya promises that clients will discover new talents and psychic abilities, as well as a better mindset for dealing with fear and anxiety. An online-only funeral is available for $15,000. The full package includes a religious ceremony and a mandatory revival. One would hope.

What could possibly go wrong? On the other hand, what if Preobrazhenskaya can deliver what she says? What new talents and psychic abilities would a living burial awaken in your character? What else might crawl out of the grave? What happens next?