You Don’t Need to Beat a Dead Jockey

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We’ve heard of dead political candidates winning a race, but never a dead athlete. In a recent article, Amusing Planet shares the story of Frank Hayes, a young jockey who rode his horse across the finish line despite being dead.

What other accomplishments could the dead achieve? Creating art? Fathering a child? If you try this brainstorming exercise, don’t rely on zombie characters. We already know they can do anything. What good can come from a corpse?